Stepbrothers




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STEPBROTHERS

Brennan


Hey, what’s up Derek? (hits imaginary Derek)

Yeah…look what I got.

Dale

You know what? I’m sitting here thinking… We finally got a family together here, and now it’s about to be taken away from me because we’re losers, because they don’t understand us. They don’t get that this lifestyle is a choice. And all they think about is that stupid boat.



Brennan

I swear I’m so pissed off at my mom, as soon as she’s of age I’m putting here in a home.

Dale

We have to get Prestige Worldwide going. It’s the only thing that’s going to save this family.



Brennan

You know what I was thinking we should do is have an investor presentation, like they do on The Apprentice.


Dale


Yeah, we gotta start with some capitol, somewhere. Here’s the thing though, if we’re going to start a huge multinational corporation, I’m going to have to hear you sing.

Brennan


Can’t you just trust that I’m a really, really good singer?

Dale


Just one song so I can hear what your voice sounds like.

Brennan


Yeah, yeah I’ll just do it. No big deal. I’ll just dive into it, just start singing. (Clears throat, breathes deep) Oh Jesus, my heart is beating so fast right now. Ok, just do it, just do it… (sings) You know, I don’t know, I don’t want to wake Robert & Nancy, my throat’s sore, I’ve had a sore throat for like a month and a half, and this is not an acoustic environment that is suitable of you to request this of me.

Dale


You’ve got to know, I’m not just some guy. Brennan, that is the voice of an angel. Brennan, I can’t even make eye contact with you right now. You’re voice is like combination of Fergie and Jesus. Why can’t you do that in front of people?

Brennan


Are you messing with me right now?

Dale


It’s me, Dale. You’re good.

Brennan


I know.

Dale


This is going to sound weird, but for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn.

Brennan


I felt like I was hovering above my own body watching myself sing.

Dale


Now let’s move on to other business, first thing tomorrow we gotta get crackin on this investor presentation. And guess what else? This just came to me, we’re making a music video.

Brennan


Yeah! Ok, what do we do about Derek and the house?

Dale


Don’t worry about it.


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